Friday, February 5, 2010

iDiOtIc CuStOmErS in F&B business...


What am I gonna tell you guys now is based on my first 3 weeks experience on my new Barista job in a cafe in DiGi's Main Office in Batu 3. Start work as usual at 9am and there are alot of people who work there and most of them came around for a cup of latte or americano(type of coffee). So when I was there I witness there are types of assholes who are just plain kurang ajar and they are from a BIG company. Anyways here are the few types of people that I deal with everyday.

1. Black- faced sleepy-need-coffee people
These people who simply response-less when you great them with a hello. They just IGNORE you and some just give you a "look". They NEVER smile and they look sad like they had been scolded by their bosses and been awake to like 10000000000 days. Have deep dark eye circles and n shaped mouth and lil messy hair.

2. The flies.

When you come to a cafe, you have the intention to buys something rite??? These people just for the sake of walking here buzz around and just leave. These people are kinda annoying when you have to attend to their presence and just leave.

3. Clueless and plain BLUR.

These people are just plain idiotic and need to ask to every detail of everything. They are simply annoying and someone has to just shut that fucker up. They tend to ask the same thing everytime. Looks dorky and plain BLUR These people are just a waste of time and some just ask plain stupid questions where everything is on the menu.

4. Squekie...

These people speak SOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo softly till you cant hear what are they ordering. You have to put your ear towards them to just catch a word they're saying. If not ask till you hear them.

5. Unsure-er

These are the biggest IDIOTS and money wasters. They tell you someting and they order someother. This also applies to idiots who tell you the very last minute where everything is done. Others comment that what I gave them is WRONG order and as well customers are always right so I have to redo EVERYTHING. Just wanna errrrgghhhh.....!!!

6. Commentator

This type is t usually the BITCHIEST and the most loud among the others. They simply comment about eveyrthing saying that this and that is bad and they compare ALOT!!!!! The way they say it is SOOOOOO bitchy and they just wanna make an impact on us who work in the cafe.Makes you feel so f-ed up and makes my co-barista go WILD!! And there will be drama.... IT's best to just tell the fella to fuck off and make your stupid Aik Chong 3 in 1coffee and eat your maggi cup noodles... just cheap...

7. Last minute eater.

When everything is set up for closing, some of them just purposely order something which we already kept well for tomorrow. Just to see us take everything out again and serve them and then clean everything and put it back is just plain wrong. These people are just the people you wanna SLAP in the FACE whenever they appear.

8. The stuff taker.

They simply just simply ask for more tissues and stuff and at the end becomes a waste which they did not use. Some even take our straws and ask for free milk when they dont even buy anything from our cafe. This pisses us off because we are paying for everything which they did not even buy. Idiots who take us for granted.

9. CustomiZER

These are the ones who ask for stiff which are not displayed or even sold. They want it to be super perfect and be customized just for them and no one else. They NEVER pick form the menu and wants a special from the chef itself. This becomes annoying when its during lunch or going back hours of the day.

Well thats how many basterds I have to deal with in my work and I hope they are not anymore to come. Other than that there are many many many nice people here in Digi and they are very understanding and well mannered people. I just cant understand where these DUMBASSES come from and how the hell they enter the DIgi office.
To good customers who are not in the list I simply enjoy making your coffee and taking your order. To others GO FUCK YOURSELF and HAVE A NICE DAY!!

...labeling the unlabeled

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